Tim & Jess Disagree On The Difference Between A Turtle And A Tortoise

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Tim & Jess Disagree On The Difference Between A Turtle And A Tortoise Ok, so what's this then?

It's not every day a bucking (not a typo, don't be ridiculous) horse runs into a cafe in France, disrupting people trying to eat a jolly good meal. That got Tim & Jess thinking this morning...where was the animal where it shouldn't have been? 

 

We've all had our fair share of animal-gone-rogue experiences, Tim recalling the good ol' 'bird in the classroom' and 'dog on the oval' - but one thing you wouldn't relate to if you aren't country folk is apparently 'kangaroo on the oval', which was news to Jess!

Now, I'm sure we can chat about this topic every day. But nothing compares to Paige's call in, saying she found a turtle in her driveway. CONSPIRACY!

Tim asked, "Definitely not a tortoise? 100% locked in that it was a turtle?"

We didn't realise Tim was across all things turtles/tortoises and even gave us a little insight saying, "turtles are the ones with the legs, tortoises are the ones with the flaps."

No. Hang on. Jess says it's the other way around.

 

WE'RE CONFUSED! What was in Paige's driveway?! We won't be able to sleep tonight not knowing!

Missed the turtle chat this morning? You can catch up on Tim & Jess here: 

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